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June 21st, 2008


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09:24 pm - An altered version of the cliff/shag/marry meme
This variation was stolen wholesale from kerravonsen. (Yes, I am procrastinating--and posting this partly in the hopes of coming back to some silly comments at the end of the 2-3 hours I promised myself I would spend writing, tonight.)

Make a comment listing three characters from fandoms I know. I have to chose which one gets which fate amongst the following three fates (one fate for each character):
- shag-or-die (I must shag them or we both die)
- marry-or-die (I must marry them or we both die)
- mentor-or-die (Either they must teach me some skill, or I must teach them some skill, or we both die)

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From:ladybrick
Date:June 22nd, 2008 04:58 am (UTC)

Randomness

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Ninth Doctor, Spike, Spider-Man
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 22nd, 2008 06:44 am (UTC)

Re: Randomness

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Oh, good grief.

I'd marry Spider-Man. He's responsible, cute, and lives on planet Earth (well, most of the time). (I'm assuming Mary-Jane is nowhere in the picture.)

Um... I'm having trouble figuring out what Spike could teach me, or I him (I cannot imagine him *listening* to me), so I'll shag him instead. The vampire thing doesn't do much for me, but he's quite a looker and quite a talker, so that's not too bad. :-)

Which leaves Nine to teach me...how to use his sonic screwdriver to dismantle a piece of alien technology. I can imagine a multitude of scenarios where he might find it necessary to use my hands while he's busy elsewhere.
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From:ladybrick
Date:June 22nd, 2008 06:46 am (UTC)

Re: Randomness

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:D Fun!
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From:kerravonsen
Date:June 22nd, 2008 05:22 am (UTC)
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Ninth Doctor, The Master (Simm), Larry Fleinhart

If you don't know who The Master is, then:

Severus Snape, Gil Grissom, Cazaril
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 22nd, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)

Ninth Doctor, The Master (Simm), Larry Fleinhart

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(I'm almost current with New Who, up through "The Unicorn & the Wasp.")

If I can assume that for some reason Megan is out of the picture, I shall marry Larry Fleinhardt. He's brilliant and sweet and understands the importance of both faith and reason.

I'm kind of petrified about either teaching/being taught by The Master (what might he actually agree to teach me?), or shagging him (I imagine his preferences aren't exactly vanilla). Um. Well...perhaps he could teach me how to sing his favorite song. *g*

Which leaves Nine for me to shag, and that feels a lot safer and is a good deal more appealing.
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From:kerravonsen
Date:June 22nd, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)

Re: Ninth Doctor, The Master (Simm), Larry Fleinhart

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The Master is petrifying for many reasons. 8-P
I wonder what his favourite song would be.
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 23rd, 2008 05:10 pm (UTC)

Severus Snape, Gil Grissom, Cazaril

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This selection entertains me, so I'm going to do it, too. :-)

I think I would absolutely marry Cazaril--assuming that the possibility indicates that either I am part of his world or he is part of mine, and that we have a certain congruency of faith, believe in the same God/gods. Honestly? He's exactly the sort of man I would look to marry in RL. Not joking.

Difficult choice, these other two. I think I actually find Snape more sexy, so I shall shag him (he'd best wash his hair beforehand, though).

I seriously doubt there's anything I could teach Gil, so he can teach me something instead. Perhaps the life cycle of one of the more useful bugs he sees in his forensic work, and how to use that to identify time of death.
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From:kerravonsen
Date:June 23rd, 2008 08:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Severus Snape, Gil Grissom, Cazaril

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he'd best wash his hair beforehand, though

Heh.

"Miss Perkins, we are about to die a horrible death, and you have the unmitigated gall to object to my hair?"

(grin)
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From:mistraltoes
Date:June 22nd, 2008 05:26 am (UTC)
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I think you should have to do the Don, Larry, Colby that you gave to Kat.

For variety: Ron Weasley, Xander Harris, Indiana Jones.
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 23rd, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC)

Don, Larry, Colby

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Okay, fair's fair.

Assuming that Megan is out of the picture, I'm so marrying Larry. He's brilliant, kind, and understands the need for both reason and faith.

Colby's rather a hunk. I would not be adverse to shagging him. :-)

I want Don to teach me to shoot whatever kind of rifle that was he used to take down Crystal Hoyle in "Two Daughters."

(Or, you know, we could just switch those last 2 around. That'd work too. *g*)
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From:kalquessa
Date:June 22nd, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
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Aaahaha!

Um...our fandoms provide altogether too much fodder for this. Hm.

Okay:

Daniel Jackson, Colby Granger, Jean-Luc Picard

(It took more impulse control than I knew I had to not put the Impala in there, somewhere. Just so you know.)
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 24th, 2008 12:12 am (UTC)

Daniel Jackson, Colby Granger, Jean-Luc Picard

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Aw, I wouldn't want to take the Impala away from Dean! I'm not a home-wrecker. *g*

I'll marry Daniel. Smart, responsible, good-looking...what's not to go for? (Mind you, we're way too much alike in some ways and not enough in others, but it'd definitely be better than letting him die! *g*)

Colby continues to be awesome eye-candy--I'll shag him.

Jean-Luc Picard knows many things which I do not. I'd settle for him teaching me to play the flute. (Yeah, the one from that planet.)
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From:amberdulen
Date:June 23rd, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
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Shag, marry, or mentor? That's new.

Okay then, minor Supernatural characters:

Gordon, Ash, Bobby
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From:kerravonsen
Date:June 23rd, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Shag, marry, or mentor? That's new.
Yes, that was the idea. Because I don't like throwing people off cliffs.
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From:amberdulen
Date:June 24th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
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But mentoring is NICE. Couldn't it be shag, marry, or slap, at least?
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From:kerravonsen
Date:June 24th, 2008 02:14 am (UTC)
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Well, there's always the "or die" option. 8-P
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From:amberdulen
Date:June 24th, 2008 02:35 pm (UTC)
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Okay, I'd rather mentor someone than die. :P But I can't promise to mentor them well.
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From:izhilzha
Date:July 5th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
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You're evol. *snicker*

I'll marry Bobby, I think. There is the issue of what happened to his first wife, but hey, he knows stuff now, and if I got possessed he could free me without resorting to extreme measures. *g* He's smart (book-learned, even) and he's awesome and he's a total softy.

Gordon...or Ash. Oh, lordy. Ash is absolutely not my type, as in there's no sex appeal at all, there. I'll see if he can mentor me in hunting for demonic omens. That's a useful skill and he's very good at it. (If he tries to teach me to smoke pot, though, ew, I hate that smell....)

I am so not into shagging Gordon. He scares me. Maybe, maybe, I could make myself do it to save my own skin. Don't much care if Gordon lives or dies, but never let it be said I don't have something of a survival instinct. *g*
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From:maevebran
Date:June 23rd, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
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Teal'c, Nathan Stark, and Douglas Fargo.=)
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From:izhilzha
Date:June 24th, 2008 12:22 am (UTC)
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Goodness gracious me. What a selection.

Finally, I get to mentor someone. I'm going to take Fargo out on a platonic date and teach him what not to say to girls, so he doesn't come across as quite so much of a dork. *g*

I'd marry Teal'c--although I imagine that would be one rough relationship, should it last. But he's honorable and awesome, so.

And Nathan Stark is plenty good-looking, and can turn on the charm when he wants to. I'd shag him rather than die, certainly (although I'd look over my figurative shoulder, first, to acquaint myself with any ulterior motives he might have besides the not dying).


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