From the other side of the room, my acquaintance and fellow SG-1 fan Sam cleared his throat, then said quietly and with conviction, "Santa is a Replicator."
After a few seconds of pondering this apparent non-sequitur and realizing the implications for things like the automatic creation of toys at whatever location they were need, I sort of burst out laughing.
Because it makes a very bizarre sort of sense.
And would make extremely cracked-out SG-1 fic.
Oh, I dare someone to write it. Even if it's just a drabble, I dare someone to write it....