Probably taking your research into fandom nuttiness a little too seriously.

"But officer, I wasn't really going to Jared-nap him. It's research. For my screenplay. Oh, her? With the fake broken ankle? I have no idea who she is. And I don't know anything about any candy handcuffs."

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*attempts to eat candy handcuffs without looking suspicious*

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Have I told you about the candy handcuffs? Seriously. They were gummy cuffs, I think. Saw them last summer in the candy section of a gift shop, with, like, novelty candies for children. The first thing that popped into my mind, though, was that Sarah should take them to JP at a con. Just for the . . . erm . . . novelty of it.

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For reals candy handcuffs? Awesome! (And JP would totally appreciate those. *giggle*)

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Uh. That idea disturbs me. Although it might make him laugh.

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LOL, yes, that's me, getting into trouble because I'm curious.

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I'd say Fee is on the money: if you're being arrested, I am probably somewhere nearby trying to look innocent. Unless it's Val trying to look innocent.

Barring that, I'd say you were arrested because someone impugned your knowledge of Tolkien--possibly implying that it is something less than encyclopedic--and were shortly thereafter reduced to a smoking crater.

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Unless it's Val trying to look innocent.

I don't know if such a thing is physically possible.

Edited at 2008-11-13 11:26 pm (UTC)

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Well, I did say "trying" not "succeeding" so...

*smirk*

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*shoots fireballs at philistines*

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Chucking the book you were reading at a barista's head for daring to serve you inferior coffee :D

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LOL. Mmm, coffee.

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