Instead, I hear this:
Robert [gibberish last name]. Wanted. Dead or alive.
Robert [more gibberish]. Wanted. Dead. Or alive.
In a thick, probably Spanish- or Armenian-accented male voice.
That was it. I stood there thinking, what on earth? What do they expect me to do, ask some guy his name, recognize it, and call the cops? I seriously doubt that the San Fernando Valley is full of potential vilgilantes, but this call has made me doubt that assessment just a tad.
Or it could be some weird new form of phone-pranking.
