Post anonymously, saying three things about yourself. I have to guess who you are. If I'm wrong, provide me with another three clues. Repeat until I catch on.
Come on, you know you want to!
ETA: Okay, if you haven't check in a while, please do. I've responded to most everyone's posts, but some I know I've gotten wrong and I neeeeeeed more cluuuueeees! Please? *Bambi eyes*